just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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