Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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