It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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