would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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