I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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