you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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