He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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