Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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