i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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