hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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