so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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