She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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