Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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