i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.