just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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