Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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