To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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