I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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