Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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