Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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