Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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