a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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