Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
they're like a gay fantastic four
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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