Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
