People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
either way he was missing a nipple.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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