Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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