Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.