Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.