did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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