His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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