this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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