oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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