if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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