Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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