once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He better not be in your backpack
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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