instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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