i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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