Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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