Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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