let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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