but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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