I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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