This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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