so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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