Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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