Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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