Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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