i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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