we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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