I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.