im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras