all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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