How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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