When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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