Having a random hookup so left but love u
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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