i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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