Having a random hookup so left but love u
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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