You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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