I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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