This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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