Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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