OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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